quotable quotes #128835

"You know how hair products claim they'll add life to your hair..."
"Yes."
"It's just occurred to me the only way they can really do that is with lice or nits."

"What's that movie called... the one where Marianne Faithfull becomes a prostitute?"
"What? In real life?"

"No... see I didn't think the look in her eyes was that creepy."
"Okay. Our two dogs, when they were dying, that was the look they got in their eyes, wounded, darting around like crazy, frightened you might kick them."

"This woman [on the TV] is Hungarian right?"
"Yes."
"That's not her natural colour. The only way you can get orange in Hungary is by rolling in paprika."

"Wait. What if they didn't buy any chocolate?"
"They're single women. Without boyfriends. They have chocolate."

"Didn't he leave Mary-Louise Parker when she was six months pregnant for Claire Danes?"
"Claire Danes is not really incentive to leave anything."
"...except a cinema"

"The Veronicas are much the same as Hungry Hungry Hippos, except without the hip, just the ho."

Comments

[Snoskred]

Ok, now I'm all itchy and there I was wondering why.. ;)

Pharmacy assistants are specially trained not to itch when lice are mentioned, did you know that? It's a natural reaction, most people can't help it..

I moved over to Wordpress with a new design, drop by and take a look! ;)

Cheers,
Snoskred

[jelly]

Ahahah. Sigh. We is be funnies.

I reckon the dead dog one is funnier if you know that Snazzle was talking about that girl from Idol at the time.

So, can you design me a new blog, huh? It might be the incentive I need...

*puppy dog eyes*

*not one that it dying k thx*