and still, he stays

As we are leaving the house to walk to the supermarket:

"What are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"No really, what are you doing? What are those in your hand?"
"Socks."
"Socks?"
"Yes. I plan to put them on."
"But you're... currently wearing shoes."
"Yes. What is your question?"

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[Kezza]

I can deal with that kind of logic, it makes sense to me, so why no one else?

Honestly where did you find this model of perfection - let me guess, is he in the kosher section??

Some men truly do defy belief, and there is not enough of them!