quotable quotes #7551

"I do so love your pillowy bosom"

"...yeah, but I only judge people for how they look, not what they think or feel."

"How do you want to hang the tinsel on the tree?"
"Downward spirals are always good."
"Not if you're Amy Winehouse."

"She shows surprising emotional depth for someone in the Army Reserves."

"If you're going to tell people on national television that I tried to stuff my underwear into your mouth, you need to stress that it was CLEAN underwear."

"...it's like a knife through my heart, Byron."
"But it's true!"
"I know. otherwise it would be a spatula."

Comments

[Kezza]

Once again Byron, your quotes have turned my day around, thanks heaps. I'll be able to tolerate the remainder of my day now!

[Nooneimportant]

Hi Byron, long time reader, possibly first time I'm commenting.

Just wanted to say cheers for the laughs. I especially adored your post on the crayola's. Your comment re the 12 apostles had me choking on my saliva. It was both hilarious in itself and somewhat scary.

Anyway, love the random quotes, and if you can see to posting more often, there are plenty of people eager to read your stuff. (:

[Kezza]

Okay, you've had a month off now. Fairs fair. How about getting back on the horse and writing a little something for us?

Please.